The Happy Sorceress

spandexandsportsbras:

BEFORE YOU PRESS PLAY:

This is my attempt at a little Valentine’s Day gift to some of my favorite tumblrs. Please keep in mind, this is me:

a) without music
b) without backup singers
c) and most of all without Sam Cooke’s voice

i.e. it’s pretty bad

However, I feel I should get some credit for the attempt (it’s the thought of a gift that counts, right?) AND for trashing writing the lyrics AND the next time you think YOU’VE posted something really super embarrassing to tumblr, you can always look back to this moment and say “At least *I* didn’t do that Sam Cooke song! OMG”

If you don’t want to listen (and I wouldn’t blame if you don’t), here are the tumblrs I was trying to be nice to (in order of appearance):

ceebee-eebee (Carla Cugino fan)
Katie = jacquelineofalltrades  (queen of action figure knowledge!)
Erica = huntresstheitalianmafiaprincess (Huntress expert extraordinaire)
Nicole = oshibka- (lover of Catwoman, Huntress and all things Russian)
shaniezak (comics AND sports lover YAY!)
thehappysorceress  (I think cooking is the only thing I DON’T have in common with her)
chiroptophobia  (artist suberb!)
Jocelyn = kryptongirl (her spams are THE BEST SPAMS!)
girlsofgotham (YOU try singing “femslash fic baby” fast! Its not so easy)
mona = awyeahlife, awyeahtitans (no one knows how many secrets of mine she keeps! ;) )
mycotroph (YES I butchered the pronunciation of your user name - that’s why I’m laughing on the chorus right after - but no way I was going to go back and re-record it!! I was so happy I got through all the previous lines in the song too! arghhh!)

Anyone I left out, I probably couldn’t think of a way to work a good joke into the song (or my attempts thereof) AND it’s less than two minutes long, so I couldn’t get all 300 of you in! (Who do you think I am? crimsonviper?)

Ah-haahaaa; this is great!! I’m honored to be included. Thank you!